Here are some tid bits of dialogues and actions which I found funny...they all happen at school by the way.

My english class just finished MacBeth, and I loved it, but Hamlet kinda sucks in comparison. Anyways, my friend in my class had lost his book in his locker somewhere...a little frustrated, he shrugged it off and exclaimed, "Hamlet! Where art thou?!" It got him some laughs, and strange looks.

In religion...we were going over funny stories of out youth right...and one of the guys in the class told a story from kindergarten.
James "So I dropped my pencil once in Kindergarten, and instead of getting up, I just turned and reached through that hole in the back of the chair, but I still couldn't reach it. ((This kid is abnormally tiny mind you.)) So I stretched and stretched, and before I knew it I had put my head and shoulder through the hole. Good news is, I got the Pencil! But, I was stuck in the chair. My little body was wriggling like a fish in a pop can thingy shrieking "Ms.Peters Ms.Peters! HELP ME!"

On a more serious note. I've been wondering if there are any other guys like me. It's strange,having a girlfriend is fun for a while for me. But all the implied dates and phone calls seem to make the relationship dull after about two weeks. And the worst thing, for me, is all the attention you get from it...and it's always good! I think I'm just deranged. But I know that girls are insane at times, and that's all girls. Most of my girl-friends will concede to that. And girls have this addiction to flirting with people without even thinking! Honestly...it's like a built in function with women. "Hey! I have a boyfriend, but there's a guy over there, maybe I should grope him and scream at my boyfriend for talking to a girl." ((By the way...this paragraph makes it seem like it angers me, it doesn't I just find it sort of funny that girls can flirt with anyone, and when a guy accuses her of it, she usually goes beserk.))